This is about you and your partner and the world of dogs. Is he or she the wonderful support you might expect? Or could things be better? Try our quiz and Rate Your Mate!
What does your partner most remind you of?
a) A first prize rosette – beautiful, bright and desirable
b) Your dog – faithful and occasionally even successful but expensive to maintain
c) Your show bag – carries everything, but shapeless and a bit lumpy
d) Your show trolley – a dead weight to pull, and sometimes the wheels come off
You are on a homeward-bound dogbus and the heating has broken down. What would you rather cuddle – your partner or….?
a) Your partner – nothing else will do
b) Anyone from Baywatch
c) Your dog
d) Anything remotely warm will be fine
You can have one night of passion with anyone you choose. Will it be - ?
a) Your partner of course
b) As (b) above
c) The Breed Judge at the next Ch Show
d) Passion – what `s that again….?
You are expecting CC and BOB. You are 5th out of 5. Does your partner - ?
a) Give you a cuddle and quote Scarlett`s last words from “Gone with the Wind”
b) Head for the bar quoting Rhett`s last words from the same film
c) Tell everyone hastily that he`s YOUR dog.
d) Lecture you about a future campaign in which the word “bung” features prominently
You are judging. Does your partner - ?
a) Watch with obvious admiration from the ringside
b) Study the catalogue and frown
c) Claim loudly never to have seen this judge before
d) Shout “You show `em, love !” waving a bottle
You are heading for home after a long hard dogshowing day. Does your partner - ?
a) Pack everything up neatly saying, “You just relax, dear..”
b) Pile everything on the trolley, get to the car and find he has lost the keys
c) Pile everything on, forget the dog and where he parked the car
d) Say “You do it, dear”
Mostly a - Lucky you !
Mostly b – Room for improvement…
Mostly c - Have you thought of Oprah?
Mostly d - Have you thought of divorce….?
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